Listen, babes.

Imma hold ya hand when I say this:

Two adorable otters floating on their backs, holding hands

You're fascinating in real life.

David from Schitt's Creek applauds in front of a group of people in an indoor setting.

But your LinkedIn has no idea.

David from Schitt's Creek looking surprised or confused while holding a piece of paper, sitting in a room with a bookshelf and microwave in the background.

I find that personally offensive
and would like to help.

How, you ask?

I’ll bottle-up the thing that makes you you and pour it all over your Linkey feed, then light that sh*t ablaze with your truest personality.

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(It’s fine. Trust me.)

Things like…

  • your origin story

  • your hot takes

  • the hills you’d die on

  • the weird tangent you take at dinner that makes everyone lean in

  • that one thing you said last Tuesday that was so damn good your friend told you to write it down

  • the thing you can't stop thinking about

  • the thing keeping you up at night

  • the thing that made you stop in your tracks this week

  • your pet peeves, pet loves, and also just pets (people love those)

  • the things I call: ✨sparklebombs✨

You’re so vain.

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JK, this song really is about you.

You're a founder, coach, creative, or expert who has genuinely interesting things to say…

…and a Linkey presence that is absolutely haunting the most interesting parts of yourself (and not in a cute Casper-esque way.)

You've been meaning to "show up more" since approximately forever.

You have a personality.

The internet just hasn't met it yet.

Until now, babyyyyyyy.

The goods.

  • We talk every week for 45-60 minutes.

  • You tell me what's going on.

  • I disappear and write it.

  • You get 12 posts a month that sound like the best, most interesting version of you — without writing a single word yourself.

The deets.

  • $3,000 per month

  • 3-month minimum

  • 0 ragrets

  • I feel compelled to say yes that’s a joke

  • The typo, not the claim

  • The claim is real and backed by science

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Worth every. damn. dime.

Ready to do this thang?

Let’s f*cking goooo!