Linkey Voiceovers.
AKA LinkedIn ghostwriting.
Ahem. I mean:
Let’s work together.
And Imma hold your hand when I say this:
You're fascinating in real life.
But your LinkedIn has no idea.
I find that personally offensive
and would like to help.
🎵 Come with meeee and you’ll beeeee in a world of pure en-Linkey-nation 🎵
Okay, NO. But listen:
I’ll bottle-up the thing that makes you you and pour it all over your Linkey feed, then light that sh*t ablaze with your truest personality:
your origin story
your hot takes
your hills-you’d-die-on — even if they’re in no way related to your industry
the weird tangent you take at dinner that makes everyone lean in
that one thing you said last Tuesday that was so damn good your friend told you to write it down. (It was probably me. WRITE. IT. DOWN.)
That's the secret ingredient, mah babes.
We just need to gab a while. 🍿
You’re so vain.
JK, this song really is about you.
You're a founder, coach, creative, or expert who has genuinely interesting things to say and a LinkedIn presence that is absolutely haunting the most interesting parts of yourself (and not in a fun Ghostbusters way.)
You've been meaning to "show up more" since approximately forever. You have a personality. The internet just hasn't met it yet.
UNTIL NOW, BABYYY.
The goods.
We talk every week for 45-60 minutes.
You tell me what's going on.
I disappear and write it.
You get 8 posts a month that sound like the best, most interesting version of you — without writing a single word yourself.
The deets.
$3,000 per month
3-month minimum
