My events calendar is currently — aspirational.

Here’s the deal: I would love to stand in front of a crowd and be charming and famous about my book — and I would also, very possibly, have a small panic attack right beforehand. Both things are true. Both things, honestly, make for excellent content.

So book me. Watch me maybe flop. I’ll write about it later and we all win. Bookstores, festivals, book clubs with a high tolerance for tangents — once the book lands in 2027, this is where it’ll all show up.